No Analysis Involved

I’m actually having a hard time deciding what was the biggest sports story of the day yesterday.  On one hand, just when you think the world of Lane Kiffin can’t get any more bizarre…it does, and he gets sued by the Tennessee Titans.

Just when you think that there’s no way the Minnesota Timberwolves can carry one more point guard, they sign Delonte West.

Just when you think there’s no way there can be another no-hitter during the 2010 baseball season, Matt Garza of the Tampa Bay Rays throws the season’s 5th no-no.

There’s not a lot of hard hitting analysis on any of these topics.  They are what they are.  Who am I to say for the 1,689th time that Lane Kiffin is a doucher who should be ashamed to share the same last name as his father?

Who am I to take yet another pot shot of Delonte West boinking LeBron James mother, leading to The Decision that took LeBron out of Cleveland?

Who am I to throw out with a grand pronouncement that “because the game his been rid of PED’s, pitchers have reclaimed the advantage over hitters.” (By the way, simply not true.  Pitchers have become so specialized, so highly trained, and so proficiently taught to the smallest detail from such a young age, they have simply become better at pitching then hitters are at hitting).

Forget regular old sports stories, the real story line here is tomorrow I’m heading to Kansas City to see the Twins destroy the Royls again, with a bunch of dudes so we can ditch our pregnant wives.  We’ll be tailgating from the K in 95 degree weather.  ‘Cause there’s nothing hotter then men who aren’t as fit as they used to be, sweltering over a mini grill and drinking skunked beer.  Go MEN!!!  Stay tuned for the infamous Travel Tales and subsequent Travel Quotes.